Stewart Downing's transfer request as imagined by ComeOnBoro.com's Elle Brunton:
Dear Gate and Gibbo
Let me leave the Boro. I am sick of being booed, tired of hearing "David Wheater, he's one of our own" as if I wasn't born 'n' bred in Pally Park and I have eaten enough parmos to last a lifetime.
Bates and Catts have spoiled the Boro/Yarm/Stockton nightlife for all of us and I need new places to spin if I am ever going to make it as the top DJ I feel I am.
Oh, yeah, and I would like erm a new challenge (more money) - that's what the boys all say when they leave, isn't it?
That's what Woody said. Speaking of Woody, I wouldn't mind hooking up with him again so if 'Arry ups his offer you should take it cos I'm off anyway!
Cheers
Stew
First published on www.ComeOnBoro.com on 5/1/2009
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